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When Santa Squeezes His Fat Ass Ornament - Christmas Vacation Clark Quote made in USA Natural Wood - Beautiful birchWhen Santa Squeezes His Fat Ass Ornament Christmas Vacation Quote Celebrate Clark Griswold's epic Christmas toast with this hilarious handcrafted wooden ornament! Featuring his unforgettable line: "When Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!" This ornament captures the chaos, frustration, and humor of the Griswold family's Christmas celebration. Why You'll Love